Nonsense Train to Nonsenseville – A Review of The Fate of the Furious pt.1

The Fast & Furious franchise isn’t just about NOS and neck-snapping physics anymore; it’s about shadowy cabals, hairstyle symbolism, and screenplay chaos.

Show Notes

Welcome aboard the cinematic bullet train where continuity is optional, physics is a rumor, and every character behaves like they’re starring in a slightly different movie. In this first installment of our Fate of the Furious review, we unpack Dom’s sudden villain arc, Cipher’s Wi‑Fi‑powered reign of terror, and the franchise’s ongoing commitment to escalating nonsense until the audience simply gives up and accepts it as a lifestyle.

What We Cover

  • The rapidly expanding cabal of Forer enemies quietly puppeteering the franchise from the shadows — because apparently Fast & Furious now has its own Illuminati, complete with secret grudges and PowerPoint decks
  • Why Charlize Theron chose to rock twists as Cipher, and how the choice is doing more character work than half the script
  • The alleged Rock vs. Vin Diesel rivalry, including the rumor that both men submitted last‑minute script notes in crayon like two camp counselors fighting over who gets to direct the talent show
  • Cipher’s villain toolkit: drones, dreadlocks, and the kind of omnipotent hacking abilities that suggest she has root access to the universe
  • Hobbs’ prison escape, which raises the eternal question: are the walls weak, or is The Rock simply too strong for architecture
  • Ludacris and Tyrese continuing their long‑running competition to see who can derail a scene with the most enthusiasm
  • Car hacking as the franchise’s new all‑purpose spell, capable of doing anything short of filing taxes
  • The origin of the now‑immortal comparison: “Like 50 First Dates, with guns and cars”

Additional Threads and Tangents

  • Dom’s moral compass, which now spins like a ceiling fan in a hurricane
  • The franchise’s ever‑expanding definition of “family,” which now includes cyberterrorists, frenemies, and anyone who can operate a clutch
  • The #HeIsStillACop theory, exploring why Hobbs radiates law‑enforcement energy even when he’s technically unemployed

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EP.120 – Jimmy Olsen's Manosphere Problem – A Review of James Gunn's Superman pt.4 Tangential Giants Podcast

The Tangential Giants return to finally wrap up their review of James Gunn’s Superman, and somehow, the last stretch of the movie gives them even more chaos to chew on. Kareem, Ken, Pat, and guest Tim dive straight into Jimmy Olsen’s full-blown Manosphere spiral, because apparently, even in the DCU, no one is safe from a podcast algorithm gone rogue.From there, the crew takes a hard look at the new Kents, who are depicted as so financially underwater that even Smallville’s cows are probably judging them. Then comes Lex Luthor’s army of Musk-like minions, a collection of tech bros who look like they’d unionize only to demand more stock options in exchange for less dignity.And of course, the episode wouldn’t be complete without discussing this new foul-mouthed Supergirl, who arrives like a cosmic warning label and immediately starts cussing out anyone within a five-mile radius. The Giants try to make sense of it all, but naturally end up wandering into philosophical detours, comic book lore debates, and at least one argument about whether Jimmy Olsen needs therapy or a firmware update.If you enjoy superhero analysis mixed with unhinged tangents, this is the perfect finale to the Superman review saga.#tangentialgiants #superman #jamesgunn #supergirl #jimmyolsen #LexLuthor #dcu #dcuniverse #supermanmovie #comicbookmovies #nerdpodcast #popculturepodcast #dccomics #moviediscussions #superherotalk #podcastlife #dcfans
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Images from the show

  • Muscular driver gripping the steering wheel and leaning forward in a roll‑caged off‑road vehicle as a huge explosion/fireball erupts outside, conveying high-speed, high-stress action.

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